Meet The Band

Meet The Band

STEVE SPENCER - GUITAR

 

 

Steve was first inspired to take up the guitar by the original glam rock bands of the seventies. He is not as tall as he was in those days due to the current lack of availability of platform shoes. In the early eighties he shot to fame (in the Ashford area) as the lead guitarist and co-songwriter in Bollweevil, the band who released the legendary NWOBHM single Rock Solid (never 'eard of it mate). Unfortunately along with the limited fame came a non-existent fortune so is still waiting for the big house, flash car, recording studio etc.

His on stage skills have included stamping out smouldering curtains, ignited by a whole gig's worth of flashpots going off at the beginning of the set, while still holding down a tight guitar intro.

 


CHRIS EIO - DRUMS AND BACKING VOCALS

 

Chris plays drums and sings backing vocals in the band. He is of Danish origin and is probably the only person in the UK to be named after a London postcode. He was brought up on the Isle of Man where he started to play the drums at the age of 11 after several failed attempts to win the TT Races. He is described as the 'Animal' of the band (but with much less hair).

A cunning linguist, Chris speaks four languages which he hopes will come in useful during the band's forthcoming 2037 World Tour. His hobbies include holding down a full time job, being a heavy metal groupie and extreme coin collecting.

Chris has been crowned world Uncle Fester lookalike champion five times, a feat not even achieved by Uncle Fester himself!

 


PHIL MILLER - GUITAR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phil has been playing guitar for a long time. He has played alongside some of the great names in pop music, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and Bob Dylan to name but a few in his record collection..

However, it was when he heard Eric Clapton for the first time that his ears were truly opened to the real joy of the electric guitar. So inspired in fact that he took up bass guitar to play in a local blues band.

In the end the limits of his range of walking bass lines made him return to the 6 string guitar. Realising that he would never play like John McLaughlin or be very popular even if he managed it, Phil returned to playing the great party music that Strata are famous for..

Phil now shares the responsibilty of playing lines, solos and fills with Steve, complementing the excellent rhythm and vocal sections of the band.
 


JOHN MacCORMACK - VOCALS

 

 

 
John was born in the North Country, the youngest of six children, where he spent his childhood hanging around the local bars trying to collect bottle tops for his extensive collection. Unliked by all of the other children, his mother and father pretended they could only speak French so they didn’t have to talk to him. He was a lonely child, shunned by his peers, but his luck was to change for the worst when his mother and father ran away from home and he was sent to live with his Aunt Raquel. Living in the cellar in a large house in Balham John spent his days oiling the bodies of young ladies who did favours for elderly city gents. Tortured night after night by the constant laughter and the relentless screams and sounds of whips, John would hide himself in the scullery and weep. He knew it would take a man of great courage and resolve to break free from this hell so John remained there for a long time until he joined Strata, where he now spends his days gently warbling down a microphone.
 


T-1000 - BASS GUITAR

 

T-1000 is a top of the range shape-shifting killing machine sent back from the future to prevent the rise of the resistance.

Owing to a programming error, he prevented the rise of the wrong resistance and was subsequently fired from his position as murderer-in-chief at Robots From The Future R Us.

He ended up in the hands of a fisherman who programmed him to find bass.  He's never looked back, having picked up the first bass he found and using it to play his way into Strata.

T-1000 has taken many shapes and has so far not decided on his final human form.....